Really bro!

"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi) 05/21/2014 at 07:01 • Filed to: None

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Sitting in the airport waiting for my flight, dude sits down behind me, starts eating jeally beans and farting. I dont know if the jeally beans are mutually exclusive to the farts but... C'mon bro.

speedygopher > CAR_IS_MI 05/21/2014 at 07:05

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Maybe they're methane flavored.

505Turbeaux > CAR_IS_MI 05/21/2014 at 07:17

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(jelly) beans (jelly) beans the magical fruit, the more you eat em, the more you toot. Maybe he was just trying to make up his own song

Squid > CAR_IS_MI 05/21/2014 at 07:22

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He just wanted to give you something sweet and bitter to smell. . .

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > CAR_IS_MI 05/21/2014 at 07:44

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wait...

I'M EATING JELLY BEANS

The Dummy Gummy > CAR_IS_MI 05/21/2014 at 07:52

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Tell him "quit farten around, you're going to miss your plane"

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > CAR_IS_MI 05/21/2014 at 07:59

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If you have anything in your hand use it to beat him till he leaves, SHOW NO MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CalzoneGolem > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 05/21/2014 at 08:06

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Are you in an airport?

PushToStart > CAR_IS_MI 05/21/2014 at 08:56

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Could be worse...

Agrajag > CAR_IS_MI 05/21/2014 at 09:30

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Ask of him:

"Excuse me sir. Could I have a few of those jelly beans? Because I'd really like to shit my pants right now."

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > CAR_IS_MI 05/21/2014 at 09:39

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Dude... He's just rolled coal on your ass, human style!